Welcome to Purgatory. Take a closer look at your score card. We’re threading the needle through the woods. This daunting hole might be named appropriately. 283 yards. Caddie, my three wood, please.
Careful there son. I just paid $2.50 for this Wright and Ditson Wood Club with Hickory Shaft.
Hmmm.... wonder what it will be worth in 125 years...
See you on the green.